Evolution of Boredom Sucks
Posted in Site News @ February 26th, 2008 | 1 comment
Just thought I’d give you an update on what’s going to happen in the on going struggle to find a place on the internet for boredomsucks that is not tainted with the ever copy/pasted crap that’s already out there. When boredomsucks was passed down to me by epyon, I really didn’t know what I was getting into at the time. My ambitions were to further my PHP development skills and surpass that of ep’s. From server crashes to replacing the whole site with porn ads was to be the destiny of boredomsucks for a long period of time but now I have the time to bring again the 2nd coming of boredomsucks.
Over the years, I have lurked the internet for a way to bring boredomsucks to life without the effort of selling my soul to the devil. I’ve tried banner ad networks, google ads and porn ads. The porn ads paid really well actually. ^___^
None the less, I think I might have found a solution for ads. I will be making the ads apart of the content. Any interesting web site I find; I will shoot an email to the admin and arrange for a link/banner exchange. I won’t ask for a link back to boredomsucks because I know the quality of boredomsucks is better than that.
I also have plans to bring back the small scale listing and bring in lil tid’bits of content such as boredom threat level. Based on a certain wiki web site with lots of lulz to be read. Alot of other content will be brought to the table and/or modified. Oh well, I’m really sleepy from playing WoW all night… I’ll keep you sucka ducks posted.
- c0ke
P.S.
The name is spelled small c, the numeric number of zero, k and e. GET IT RIGHT!
Server: Skullcrusher, Toon: Yerface, Side: Horde
Five Minute Management Course
Posted in Random @ February 1st, 2008 | no commentsLesson 1
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.‘
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, ‘Who was that?‘
‘It was Bob the next door neighbor,‘ she replies.
‘Great,‘ the husband says, ‘did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?‘
Moral Of The Story
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
Lesson 2
A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, ‘Father, remember Psalm 129?’
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, ‘Father, remember Psalm 129?’The priest apologized ‘Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.’
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, ‘Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.’
Moral Of The Story
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
Lesson 3
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, ‘I’ll give each of you just one wish.’
‘Me first! Me first!’ says the admin clerk. ‘I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.’
Puff! She’s gone.‘Me next! Me next!’ says the sales rep. ‘I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.’
Puff! He’s gone.
‘OK, you’re up,’ the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, ‘I want those two back in the office after lunch.’
Moral Of The Story
Always let your boss have the first say.
Lesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, ‘Can I also sit like you and do nothing?’
The eagle answered: ‘Sure, why not.’So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral Of The Story
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
‘I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree’ sighed the turkey, ‘but I haven’t got the energy.’
‘Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?’ replied the bull. They’re packed with nutrients.’The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral Of The Story
B.S might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there..
Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals Of The Story
- Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
- Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
- And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!
THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE
Send this to at least five bright, funny women you know and make their day!
And send this to five bright men who have enough sense of humor to take it!
Warth Of The 1337 King
Posted in Fanatic, Gaming @ January 25th, 2008 | no commentsDo you know the King? The answer is yes. Get it right next time.
Scientology: Good or Bad?
Posted in Religion @ January 20th, 2008 | no commentsMr. Cruise, go ahead and take a seat. Now stand up. Now sit down. Now bark like a dog.
Welcome to the world of religion, where happiness can be bought many times over by simply reading several books of science fiction. No, I’m not talking about the Christian crusade. The new Jesus and Christianity are here and go by the name of L. Ron Hubbard and Scientology.
What’s so bad about Scientology? I won’t answer the question for you. You must decide for yourself so I have gathered some information below. I do want to mention that both the Bible and this Scientology beliefs are similar in that they invoke incredible stories into their works of literature. Ahem, hail Xenu… I’ll add more information if I find anything interesting.
FACTnet Excerpt (http://factnet.org/?p=225)
Scientology front group that tries to recruit through the prisons. * SP: Suppressive Person. Anyone that doesn’t like Scientology and/or criticizes Scientology. Scientology mini dictionary:
*KSW (short for Keeping Scientology Working): A policy written by
Hubbard in the 1960’s that requires all Scientologists to follow his
words and his rules exactly.
Update: http://calloftheday.com/eSci.html
L. Ron Hubbard’s Grand Son: Jamie Kennedy
Scientology Orientation Video
Scientology Training Video
Tom Cruise Scientology Video
Panorama: Scientology And Me
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